Goalkeepers complain about the ball and now strikers point to their grass problem.
French trainer Raymond Domenech said the grass was a problem to their quick forwards which according to him becomes slow especially with the kind of heat in Germany.
How Is the Grass Maintained?
1. First, the World Cup Organization spent $150,000.00 dollars to get the grass up
2. Second it has to be mowed to a lenght of exactly 28 millimeters
3. It has to be watered five hours before the match
France who has been scoreless in their last four World Cup games is looking for something to blame and hide their pathetic performance in the Finals.
To appease their pathetic excuse, I would agree that maintenance of grass should be revolutionized to keep its dampness the same throughout the match.
What is the Proposal?
1. Put a water bed beneath the grass
2. Put billions of tiny sensor all over the field just below the grass
3. Put billions of tiny sprinkles around the field
4. Attach all the sensors to a centralized high powered computer infrastructure
5. Using a customized feature pack software analyze the grass dampness level
6. Fire the sprinklers away
There you go my revolutionized football field. Come to think of it, it’s a stupid idea, as stupid as France excuse.
[tags]FIFA World Cup, World Cup, FIFA World Cup 2006, Soccer, Germany[/tags]
